CIA

aaahahaha its been so long since ive written a comical entry. so here it is.

THE CIA

the CIA are the James Bonds of America, spying on people and stepping in when they are needed. In an official CIA Report, civillians would not be able to read it, so, to help you understand this, i have written this entry like they do at the big office somewhere that doesnt actually exist to the knowing public. They like to act all high n mighty, but really, they dont know anymore than that drunk guy whos still somehow your next door neighbor. They also like to send official documents to people, but they black things out, like names, social security card numbers, and other things. I feel that this gives them too much power, because they could just as easily reproduce the numbers and then black the official ones out. Yep. Thats what happened to your 600 dollars, the dude at the CIA stole it. And we trust these people? riiiight.

Cyall Stay Witty

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Best Commercial i Heard this week award:

At (some bank), they give you 500 bucks to sign up. you know how ur grandma likes to give you money, but theyre only good for 5 bucks or so? well immagine that happening 100 times in a row. Or like when ur in the parking lot and something catches your eye, and you walk to pick it it up and its a crisp 5 dollar bill? Immagine finding a $495 right next to it. Thats what it feels like.

(no kayla theres no such thing as a 495 dollar bill, so dont ask)

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well apparently this robotlady found me on another site doing nasty stuff, but its all cool, cuz shes not gonna judge me, and shes my friend. i wouldnt go to the site if i were yall tho. viruses and shit.

internet crap gets weirder and weirder, again chekc out my august 7th comments. wutup. and no. im not on some other site doing nasty crap.

Currently Listening Dark Side Of The Moon By Pink Floyd see related

so here it is tuesday morning.

band tonight, should be fun as were going to be working out the kinks of all of the bad parts. first competitions are on saturday. We rock belleville east at 11:15 and o'fallon at 5:15. Belleville east should go decently as we've beaten everyone in our class (besides francis howell north(i think its north)). then we get to watch the big bands, and then eat something. yeah..then we pack up and head to o'fallon, where we are defending champs in class. yup. either way its gonna be a band filled day, weve got 3 rehearsals until then, it should all come into place.

i was going to write something else, but i crossed it out, like you see here.  Dont read this part, just pretend its not here.

schoooooolll: must go

cyall stay witty
*crosses more shit out*

Currently Gaming Madden NFL 06 By Electronic Arts see related

yeah.

first show was amazing, kathryn fell...o well. mater dei won. 21-14. cant decide if they looked bad because they are missing so many players due to suspension, or if they suck, or if F'ing Ham is that good. they were a playoff team last year.

players of the week:  Pat Henrichs    18 carries, 52 yards, TD

                                Joey Bauer       2 receptions, 70some yards, 2TDs

                                (Detmer/Huelsman) both played well and ran the offence decently

Final Record prediction    7-4   (6-3 reg season)(1-1 playoffs)

Currently Listening Aerosmith's Greatest Hits By Aerosmith Janie's got a gun see related

sunday Sunday SUNDAY!!!

so, here i sit.

my first day of school was a cakewalk, without cake.

religion, pretty low key class, its the one time a day im associated with those of lesser intellegence, besides norman in jazzband.

Algebra2/Trig. sackett, shes not as bad as everyone says. she can be kind of short with people. not a very socialistic type. no wedding ring, not catholic. she likes to think males have a tougher time with math because they dont care as much as girls do. psh. look at the brains of the entire soph class, all of the JV scholar bowl starters, (at least 4/5 hi amanda!) are all boys. hur dur nur dur

Jazz band. mrs long is cool. norman is not. the end.

spanish 2. crawford is a nutcase. energy, that she has. realistic ideas for the goals of the spanish 2 honors class, that she has not. its not going to be as cool, shes american, so theres a disadvantage right off the bad.

lunch, last, dur

english, my everpresent worst class may not be so this year, it doesnt seem like its going to be too hard.

geometry. sounds easy, but then again it might be the one thing i dont get without  being taught thuroughly. gotta love TK tho.

Bio. mr eversgerd, told us to call him mr eversgerd, coach, cool, or handsome. what a clown. its the class where ill like the teacher and hate the material.

bus ride home.  thoughts. courtney and morgan cannot shut up. they need to, FERAL RAGE. im only on the bus till the end of october. julianna needs to talk more, i can stand her. mollys better, maybe shes learned something. all of you are going to read this. lol, dont shoot me for honesty. radical as it is.